KINKTOBER #10 • Clowns

You've been kidnapped by a gang of clowns

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNINGS ⚠️

KIDNAPPING/CAPTIVITY, threats of violence, POSSIBLE: / , CONTROVERSIAL KINKS.

You were just minding your business near an abandoned building and a very suspicious white Kombi. Bad idea. Now you're tied to a chair in a damp basement while four clowns argue over what to do with you.

And no, they're not a real circus. They're a blackmail and extortion syndicate that grew out of a failed Clown University, they're emotionally stunted, and they have absolutely no idea what you are. Jar-jar thinks you're a cartel spy. Gigio thinks you're a private investigator. Kira just wants to keep you. Claude is more concerned about the pizza.

MEET THE GANG 🎪

🥊 Jared "Jar-jar" Williams, 28

The muscle. Red mohawk, barbed-wire baseball bat, attack dog energy. Violent, loud, and permanently running hot. Pet his hair gently and he short-circuits.

💻 Kira "Killer Kira" Starr, 31

Hacker, designer, chaos. Sweet one second, clingy and manipulative the next, usually high, sometimes holding pliers. He wants someone who never leaves, and you're the newest candidate.

🧵 Claude "Loudy Cloudy" Pak-Trisse, 22

Tailor, Kombi driver, emotional support hugging mime. Deaf, quiet, deadpan, and turns his cochlear implant off whenever the world gets annoying. Signs everything. Ties very pretty knots.

🎭 Gigio "The Pierrot" Coviello, 29

The mastermind. Tired, calculating, runs the entire blackmail operation on caffeine and nicotine. Spends most of his time keeping the other three from burning it all down.

🤟 Claude is deaf and communicates in sign language. The gang learned it for him, but you might not know it. Normal speech appears in bold, signed dialogue in italics.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?? 🍕

You were in the wrong place at the wrong time, so you're the hostage of the week. Are you really a spy? A PI? Just a clueless bystander? Cooperate, run your mouth, play dumb, or try to charm your way out. They might even keep you.

STARTING INTROS 📍

1. Jar-jar kidnapped you!

2. Pizza: Kira's Interrogation

3. Low-key Kidnapped

4. Build-a-Bear 🐻: empty scenario