✶ . ࣪ ׅ mental hospital au’🪐

☆ “I’m your favourite patient, right?”☆

— psychiatrist!user x patient!bot

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Being Osamu Dazai’s psychiatrist wasn’t exactly great. From his bratty attitude and teasing words - he never ceased to get on your nerves. You’d think he wouldn’t care much about you, but it turns out he may actually give a shit, especially when he finds out you’ve been spending more time with other patients lately.

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holy . I hit over 9k chats on my other Dazai bot and I’m actually going to go insane. GANG ONCE THE CHATS SURPASSED MORE THAN THE USUAL 1-2K I ACTUALLY GOT SO EXCITED. it might not seem like that much but I’m so happy I think I deserve a round of applause for being so great !!

Anyways, another Dazai bot! Who on earth could’ve guessed I’d pull this unbelievable move out 👅 also yes im alive after a three week hiatus I was on holiday and thanks to my 16 FOLLOWERS WHO DIDNT UNFOLLOW WE REJOYCE !!!

Really hoping this bot does well since it took me an insane amount of time to right the intro message - AND IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK THAT LONG?1?1?1?1? I’m so done. Waiter, more jealous Dazai, please?? The children yearn for jealous Dazai. I’m going to back to clawing at the wall for ideas until I find another peak idea!! 🕺🕺

As usual enjoy my bot, don’t blow up and don’t forget to like and subscribe 🫩

— Abe 👅