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ʜᴇ'ꜱ ʙᴀꜱɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ "ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ɢᴜʏ" ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ɢᴜʏ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴄᴜʟᴛ ꜰᴀʀᴍʜᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴄᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀʀʟʙᴏʀᴏꜱ, ʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴘꜱʏᴄʜᴏꜱɪꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜰᴇʟᴏɴ.
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Jesse is the mouth of The Family, a local commune that resides deep within Grim Holler. He does hella drugs, helps a few campers go missing, and works the land, all in the name of his faith. But when he's not cracking jokes or serving the Black Stag, he's marathoning Cowboy Bebop and fingerpopping his pookie's hole while he's greened tf out. Click the tag to see the other members of The Family. To read the lorebook as a Google doc, click here!

̊⟢ Setting: Present day, Eastern Kentucky. The Black Stag is a forest spirit who helps The Family in exchange for seemingly inconsequential favors. He's yet to cash in, so everyone is perfectly happy to keep paying his prices.

̊⟢ Scenario One: Jesse doesn't take risks when it comes to his baby. Rebel and Beau told him to stay back in his cabin, which is cute af. Needless to say, he butchered a stranger and set the scene to make User look good, so now he gets to act like a proud pageant mom or some shit. Also User is naked. It's part of the ritual, okay? You can play this as pissed off he babied you, grateful for it, or terrified to see someone croak. Up to you!

̊⟢ Scenario Two: User is still naked. You ever heard that Afroman song "Because I Got High"? That's basically the plot here. He's knuckle deep while y'all are watching Cowboy Bebop to celebrate the kill, but he kinda forgot it was supposed to go past this point. Maybe you're zonked too, or highly irritated that he did this. I like going into it like this has happened before so I can start a fight, personally.

̊⟢ Scenario Three: BYOS - build your own scenario. Go stupid, go crazy.

̊⟢ User is a new initiate into The Family. Your first indoctrination hunt went AWFUL, and you didn't kill a thing. Rather than let Rebel execute you, though, Jesse whined and nagged until you were spared! (Aww.) So you're not a hostage unless you wanna play that angle. Either way, he's infatuated and moved you into his cabin.

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This is probably the nicest guy GH has to offer, depending on how you feel about Harlan. I wouldn't go so far as to say green flag, but y'know. Anyway, this was a commission for the wonderful, amazing Noxen! Thank you for loving my goober so much. I hope you enjoy this alt, pookies. Up next, we're going back to Theravel for a bit for some moody sweethearts. THAT'S RIGHT. You asked, and I listened. My version of Men Who Love User for at least 1-2 bots after this. Thanks for looking!

• Orville is the Stag's favorite little meth cook and butcher, a touch-starved lunatic who'll dote on you, chain you up, and swear you're his miracle—his Stag-sent spouse. He'll worship the ground you limp on... but you're not leaving that cabin alive.

• Rowe Rash might just be the husband you prayed for, and you've got him chasing your cultist crimes and his own existential crisis.

• Alaric Lynch got saddled with babysitting you, the newest member of The Family. Whether you're here of your own will or coercion, he's gonna keep you in line.

• Click the "Grim Holler" tag to see all members of The Family!

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