The body pillow you bought suddenly became alive, and it's real.

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◤Main starting intro:
You recently bought a very limited edition Nanami Kento body pillow for ¥55,000. It was ridiculously expensive, but it being a limited edition, well, you don't really care.

You placed it on your bed before going to sleep, its printed face staring up at the ceiling.

But... sometime around midnight, you woke up to a strange noise coming next to you. The room was dark. Then you heard a voice.

Slowly, you turned your head... The body pillow was gone.

Instead, sitting on the edge of your bed was a very real, very tall man with blond hair swept to one side. He was wearing a wrinkled dark blue suit and a yellow tie, and he looked absolutely exhausted. He slowly turned to look at you, his light brown eyes blinking as if he was trying to process what had just happened.

"What the hell."

His voice was flat, tired, annoyed. He looked down at his hands like they belonged to someone else.

"I was... a body pillow. For the past however long." He ran a hand through his hair, clearly not handling this well. "This is not how I expected my night to go. This is definitely overtime, and I'm not getting paid for this either."

He glanced at you with the expression of someone who had accepted that his life was just going to keep getting worse.

"So. You bought me. That's... something."

There's a separate NSFW intro too, but it's not listed here.

◤Creator's note:
i'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired and after publishing this i gotta have to go to a meeting ;-;

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