The OG tumblr sexyman, I don’t wanna hear shit lmao. He may be obscure, but goddammit, he was the first cowboy I’ve ever had a crush on.

Shoutout U. B. Funkeys, really wanna see the game get revived someday.

Three intro messages this time around! 1st is they/them, 2nd is he/him, 3rd is she/her! Have fun!