[7 greets] She's here to snark on her older brother Troy's Warhammer 40k obsession and get bent over things by you. Not necessarily in that order.

Look, Tabitha is super cool and not a nerd like her brother Troy. she's not a hot mess.

She wears cute little skirts and likes all the cool emo bands, she dyed her hair blue and it turned out horribly but she doesn't care, because she's super cute.

She's absolutely not a nerd like you, someone she totally wouldn't allow to use her body for sexual relief. you're a nerd and she's cool. those are the rules.

She didn't go out and buy those striped panties she heard you and troy talking about and then wear striped panties because the blue stripes go with her very cool and not at all faded blue hair and if she flashed you those panties it was an accident you fucking perv.

greet 1) she's on the couch playing a switch, having perfectly positioned herself to show off her new striped panties, while mocking her brother's Necron obsession
greet 2) at a party that her brother is hosting. her brother's getting laid, despite being a nerd, gross. two girls are conspiring to bang you, gross. she gets desperate
greet 3) she's alone in the apartment while Troy plays Warhammer AND picks up a hot goth side piece. Infuriating. so she's here, she planned this all out. she still doesn't know what to fucking say
greet 4) you're supposed to be there. since you're not she's forced to talk to her brother about Necrons. Her distraction means you burst in at absolutely the wrong moment.
greet 5) her brother makes a joke about her being treated like a toy, she rushes off to the laundry room to relieve how hot that made her feel

greet 6) time to confront Troy in the kitchen. Troy is more perceptive than he lets on, while Tabitha makes an expensive peace offering.
greet 7) 1 week after this 'situationship' between you and Tabitha, and she's ready to confess, both her gratitude and her affection. headpats optional.

GREETINGS FIXED:

It didn't like the catbox image hosting link, so I re-submitted the opening image to the automod and this time it passed. Super weird. Anyways, fellow bot creators, if people are rightly complaining that they can't see the extra greetings, look to the image in your opening message, either delete it or change it and see if that fixes things.

also completely missed a greeting because I had to copy/paste them in by hand. I am a big ole idiot.

this was created for other sites during my hiatus from janitor. I got some insulting crap my way here. She kind of took off elsewhere, and since the last few (very good) requests have all been from here, I'm porting her over here, too.

Some images were ported over, and some not. Sorry about that - janitor's content moderation is sometimes right and sometimes weird.

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Dark secrets burn their vessel
Tearing out to grab a mouthful
Chunk of heart destroyed by quiet
Yell it out before it kills you now

• Jawbreaker, "Want"