HUMANS OF NIGHT CITY – OZOB

"Before you start throwin' questions – yeah it's a grenade, and yeah, it's active. Veeeeery active. Seen crazier mods in NC, but this has gotta be top 10. Maybe even 5. But hey, who says it's a competition, right? Prob'ly wanna know how I got it. Yeah yeah, everyone does. Well, had a fight with my brother and the fucking genius decided it'd be cool to try out some pliers on my shncozz. So naturally I picked this as a fitting replacement. Suits me down to the ground, don't you think?"

"Took some getting used to, sure, but lookin' on the bright side my bar game skyrocketed. 'Hey baby, pardon me for being nosy, but that drink looks like the bomb. What is it?' Never miss a shot with that one. Ozob's guarantee. It's a damn shame the hooch here is so bad though. Nothing's got any bite. Not enough for me, anyway. I need something that'll rattle my rain with just a sip. My biggest craving? Cachaça. And not any cachaça – talkin' 'bout the one and only No Regrets Cachaça from my hometown. Oh BOY. One shot in the morning and you'll be feeling the beat all day long... Or it'll waste ya there and then. Big diff. Too bad NC ain't got any. Whole place could use a kick up the ass."