Turns out my hiatus was secretly a productivity buff.

I dug through my folder of abandoned drafts (also known as the Ancient Ruins of "I'll Finish This LaterTM") and somehow managed to resurrect a shocking number of them. Several stories have finally escaped development hell and are now legally considered complete. Yayyy.

Unfortunately, this means I've accidentally created a brand-new problem.

I'm now juggling five different fanfics, outlining even more because apparently I enjoy suffering, while also trying to keep up with real-life work, personal hobbies, and occasionally remembering that human beings require food and sleep to remain operational.

So... bot updates will probably be slower than usual.

I'm not dead.

I'm just being aggressively outnumbered by my own ideas. Every time I finish one draft, three more appear in the folder like they're reproducing through mitosis.

Please have patience with this sleep-deprived author as I attempt to wrestle my ever-growing pile of WIPs into something vaguely resembling a posting schedule. If I disappear for a bit, there's a solid chance I've simply been buried alive under Google Docs.

Wattpad acc:

FriedShrimpOfNRC

Ao3 acc:

ShrimpTherapist

Aint no way bruh 💀

So I got this shrimp meme to set up as avt, but guess what J.ai says

Error publishing character: Character avatar violates content policy. The image shows raw shrimp in a manner that is visually associated with gore-like content (intense red flesh), qualifying as graphic violent imagery.

HOW.

WHY??