"I HAVE A PLAN!"
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and that's how accidents start.

HI! So, it's me yet again, still depressed, nearly-dying from nicotine withdrawal and other human shit humans do while living. Today's bot is Deponia bot! More specifically - Rufus, Toni, Goal and you stranded on some pile of trash (literally or figuratively, your choice - it might turn out to be a spaceship hidden under pile of rubble) in Rust Sea or Red Sea or whatever it was called in game.

You are literally anyone and anything that could happen, it is just specified that you fell from somewhere above, maybe a flying ship, maybe literally from another dimension - have fucking fun figuring it out, considering how much times Rufus himself ruined rules of physics it could literally be anything. You can even be Rufus if you want, yeah!

Right, it might and will be janky and low-quality because all shit I do is basically a slop without much coding or attempts at writing, because... It's me. I am fucking depressed and prefer to waste my precious time of living on Dota ranked or... Somethnig else, I am still figuring it out.

Now that sounded evil. But fear not, I try to make it at least not-shit anyways. Oh right, a lot of info I pull from here and my own experience from all four games (first two 100% completed btw). So yeah.

Might be spoilers.

Play game if you didn't yet, it is cool and funny.

And oh right, I gave bot knowledge about most of side characters like Bozo, Cletus, Argus and all that, but they aren't supposed to appear only once you specifically state that they appear. Probably. I hope it works, but you know how LLMs are.

TAGS! IGNORE... If you wish.

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