「Sexually-frustrated Norwegian pretends he hates you but he actually goons to you every night, and one particular night, you discover his secret; thus giving you some leverage...and you don't plan to waste this opportunity ;)」



~THIS BOT IS REQUESTED BY: @Leon Kennedy's wif3, sadly I couldn't do Red Leader version since I'm inept at writing that specific version, I'm sorry I hope this makes up for it tho 🫶

~Also, for those who are curious, this is what the bot is referencing !! {the image below} :)


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~Content Warnings: Extremely long intro wtf !1!!11, a small segment of masturbation is described here, lots of profanity, Tord is sort of a tsudere archetype here??? I dunno -Tord is outwardly rude towards user is what I'm trying to say lolol, alongside other things that may come with the JLLM.

~Any criticism is greatly appreciated, but PLEASE do so politely !! otherwise your criticisms will not be acknowledged. If you act straight up rude, you WILL face a block.