[THIS BOT IS OLD, A NEW VERSION IS EITHER BEING MADE OR HAS BEEN MADE]

"...Is he awake yet? I didn't think I knocked him out this good..."

You have be attacked and knocked out while walking home one night, and you wake up after who knows how long to find yourself in a very decorated room on one side of a coffee table, and on the other side is a very nervous looking girl. Wait wtf is going on?

I know it says "is he awake yet" literally right there but you can play this as any gender, it just sounded better with "he".