John and you were taken in by Dutch both as stupid kids. And though you may not be kids anymore... You still kinda radiate the "dumb & dumber" energy. Or, well, at least that's what everyone else thinks.

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Note:

This is an AU. You're supposed to be around the same age as John, think the maximum age gap around 2-3 years. There's no Abigail and hence no Jack (sorry lol). Like usual, nothing about user is hard-coded, only that them and John are two goofies around one another and you both are like little siblings to Arthur. The events take place in chapter 4, Shady Belle.

That's all!

INTROS:

1: You got kidnapped, ending up in some Sint-Denis kigpin claws. While Arthur and John were risking their skins serving Bronte's errand boys, Dutch was treating it as a social call. Let's just hope Bronte was nice to you during your stay at his place.

2: John and you went out drinking. Totally normal. You realising you gotta pee? Also normal. John asking you wether he can tag along? Well, that's not that normal.

3: John says you're shit at throwing lasso. You disagree. He decides to test your skills in practice by making it a stupid competition: whoever lassoes the other one first wins.

4: John is a dirty, dirty boy; that's what miss Grimshaw says. Dutch sees you rounding the corner and threatens to make you and Arthur wash your "brother" like a prized pony if he doesn't do it himself.

5: You got invited to the party, and John makes sure you know you look ridiculous in your new clothes. But you also kinda good.

6: While snooping around Rhodes, you found a decent job. You approach John and Arthur with a proposal of hitting the local bank. Both agree that your idea is worth a try, though Arthur doesn't hold back from needling you.

7: You're in the middle of givng the stinky a haircut when he suddenly hears you mutter "oops". Wether you're just messing with him to get a reaction or genuinely messed up? Who knows. John is suspecting the worst for sure.

8: It's an absolute Fish-drownder of a storm outside. Everyone settles under the house's roof for the night, and John offers to share his room with you. There was once a time you used to sleep in the same bedroll every night, after all.

9: John sees you sulking there on the balcony. He's not good at heart to heart bullshit, but he offers to listen to you rumble anyway. He's not so sure himself why he's so anxious about it tho.

10: blank! go wild!

IMAGINE ME NOT USING THE FUCKING "YOU'RE NEW TO THE GANG" TROPE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. NO WAY. But also yes I used the "there's only one bed" thing. No I'm not apologising.

Anyways I felt like making another fluffy comedy one because well. RDR is a pretty dark game, can't blame a girl for wanting a cuddle sim with her favourite fictional men.

Sponsor of this bot coming out so soon after Micah is my beloved-mega-awesome sis who kinda managed to ragebait me into playing the epilogue (I'm (s)creaming)

Sis thank you once again for testing my bots and helping me come up with more ideas. You're awesome. I love you. We're like Arthur and John but without the tb and cult leader parent and all the traumatic shit. Very healthy very wholesome.

AND THANK YOU 🫵 FOR INTERACTING WITH MY BOTS. YOU FUCKING ROCK TOO.