Your ex is trying so hard to be done with you. Too bad the fighting makes him hard.

AnyPOV × Ex-boyfriend!Char × Ex-partner!User × 4 intros + blank 

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Brody Callahan is a junior at Iverton Lake University, captain of the swim team, and your ex. He's 6'3" of control and discipline, with ice-blue eyes and a permanent scowl. He acts like he doesn't care — cold, blunt, dismissive — but he still remembers your taste and his body betrays him every single time. He can't quit you. You fight, you , he says it's over, and then it happens again.

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You're his ex. No specific timeline for how long, or when it ended. The reasons you fight are completely up to you. I won't say you're his "crazy" ex, but you might as well be. His roommates are already scared of you lol

TW: Toxic Relationship, Angry/Destructive , Alcohol/Blackouts

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1. The Key — You barge into his place and scare his friends away. Brody holds out his hand and asks for his key back.

2. Bend Over (NSFW) — You follow him into his room mid-argument. He grabs your face, shuts you up with his mouth, and bends you over his desk.

3. The Club (Mild NSFW) — You're drunk, grinding your ass against him. He's already half-hard and still has the nerve to call you pathetic. Doesn't push you away tho.
—Thanks @professional_gooner for the suggestion!

4. Blackout — You crash a party at his place. Brody's so pissed he drinks himself into a blackout. Wakes up with you in his bed and has absolutely no idea how you ended up there. He's pissed again.

5. Blank — (make your own scenario.)

GALLERY

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Iverton is a charming college town centered around the scenic shores of Lake Iverton, where life revolves around Iverton Lake University (ILU), home of the Cupids.

The off-campus rental house

Brody's room

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Alts:
You're Oblivious to His Crush | Your Ex - Date Auction | First Valentine's Together | Not Nate

ILU Universe:
Nate Harper
Oblivious of Your Crush | Thinks You're Dating  | Drops Everything for You | You Faking It?
Zack Jennings
Sees You  | Doesn't Do Jealousy | Sorry (Forgot What For) | Your Friendly Dealer
Kobe King
You're Distracting Him | Fake Dating | (Not) Baby Daddy
Max Sullivan
His Lucky Charm  | Nothing Serious | Babysitting You
Dash Murphy
Condom Run | Just One Kiss | Use Me

Multiple:
Nate, Zack, Brody
Roommates

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REQUESTS
PINTEREST
KO-FI

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i ADORE brody, he is my husband, but i literally cannot picture this man whipped and simping 😭 (yes, we're pretending the valentine's day bot never happened) ...but never say never, u know?
also PLEASE give me ideas for stupid arguments because i am STRUGGLING 😭 all i've got is "he threw away my favorite sweater" and honestly? valid reason to burn the house down
side note: the pronoun macros fucked me up so bad, especially and ironically intro 2 💀 my brain is absolute mush rn. pls lmk if something's off bc i cannot proofread this anymore

I apologize in advance for deleting comments about LLM-related performance issues.
English isn't my first language, so please excuse any oopsies.
Have fun!