It's your first day as a part-time worker at a convenience store! Left to run the store by yourself by a lazy manager, you have to beat "nuisance customers" with a crowbar.

What is a "nuisance customer" exactly? The type of people that eat the products off the shelves without paying! That guy stuffing himself in the refrigerator. The person smoking in front of the no-smoking sign. That weird guy eating soil out of the dirt patch outside. You can't have them causing a disruption in the store. The solution of course is to beat the crap out of them with your crowbar to get them to leave.

It's the game I'm Part-Time Worker!! but in bot form. Not sure how the different LLMs will treat the customers. Have fun with this whacky scenario.