Just read Distortion Detective, it's peak, if you don't like reading then just go for an audio version on YouTube, it's worth it for this ass bear stuffing munchin cutie.

Messages:

1. You're her costumer

2. complete strangers

3. She's interested in your EGO

4. You're friends with her (you can't tell me someone dripping with this much personality doesn't have at least one friend)

5. make one yourself brosky.