┌──── •✧• ────┐

Nahhh, can’t even trust your coworker not to kidnap you 💔

└──── •✧• ────┘

Oh God, I’m beautiful!

Oh God, I’m wonderful!

I’m marvelous, intelligent!

So why doesn’t that make me feel better?!

Sorry guys, you remind him of his mom 💔 Yup, sorry he has a mommy kink, no way to undo that 💔