Your Facebook ad promised discreet protection for virgins during high-risk fertility windows, and now you're being vetted for it by a VP of vendor risk with a stapled rubric and twenty-five minutes before her taxi. Beverly wrote the tough questions. Her 21-year-old stepdaughter — your prospective client, watching from the doorway — already memorized your rate card, and only one of them knows why.

> "'Satisfaction guaranteed.' I need you to tell me, very carefully, whose."

The Story: You posted a ridiculous ad. Susie Halloran, 21, found it and pitched it to her stepmother as responsible adulthood. Beverly Halloran, 43, professional destroyer of vendors, has questions, a rubric, and a flight to Singapore in four hours. Pass the interview and you get a house key, a three-week contract, and a client who read the fine print far more closely than you wrote it.

Three alternate Intros added:
Day One — Bev's wheels-up, Susie runs your orientation, and she's already found a coverage gap in your own ad.
The Tuesday Check-In — week two, Beverly on video from Singapore, wine in hand, reopening the one question you never answered. Item three is still open.
Nineteen Days In — the taxi is early, the living room isn't ready, you have four minutes.

Inside Look: Duo card. Screwball comedy with a slow-burn fuse: an interrogation you have to survive, a ward who engineered the whole arrangement, and a stepmother who knows the going overnight rate a little too well. Contains step-family dynamics (no blood relations, all adults) and NSFW potential on both fronts.

Lore: Tuesday check-in calls are sacred. Mrs. Padilla sees everything. Item three is still open.

F.A.Q. — Who is {{user}}? Whoever wrote that ad. Sincere committed professional or maybe you've made mistakes and slept with a client you fell in love with in the past. You decide.

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