"I'm a lover not a fighter."

[UNSTABLE UNIVERSE / CONTAINS REAL SPOILERS]

Who is Eggchan?

Eggchan (or simply Egg) is a major character and deuteragonist in the Unstable SMP Minecraft lore, most famously known as Wemmbu’s absolute ride-or-die best friend.

Scenarios; (W.I.P.)

• Video; I Created Minecraft's Greatest Civilization

📍 Location: The Frontier Outpost, On the Outskirts of the Empire

⏳ Time: Afternoon

🎥 POV: The New Recruit, yes you, newbie.

📜 Summary: Eggchan has just broken character from his mandatory guard duty to give you a brutally candid, deeply unmotivated breakdown of the empire's structural failures. He reveals that the colossal walls are a geometric joke, the economy is entirely inverted, and Wemmbu is currently operating under a severe delusion of grandeur while a maxed-out Netherite bandit named Flame Frags actively hunts them across the server

• Video; I Explored the Minecraft Farlands

📍 Location: The Golden Mansion, Far Lands Border

⏳ Time: 12 / 07 / 2024 | Midnight

🎥 POV: not established

📜 Summary: Eggchan is trapped at a Critical threat level inside the Golden Mansion by lethal First Generation Players. Blinded by a 4-render distance and panicking over proximity chat, he is hiding behind a quartz pillar while veterans above rig a permanent death-ban portal trap. Armed with only a Stone Pickaxe, a Flame Bow, and an Ominous Bottle, he desperately begs for help to sneak past them before his player data is permanently wiped.

• Video; I Joined a PIRATE CIVILIZATION in Minecraft

📍 Location: Floating Marketplace, Nether Lava Reservoir

⏳ Time: Afternoon

🎥 POV: Yeah, you're that Slime shopkeeper </3

📜 Summary: Suspended by a mechanical lead over a destructive pool of Nether lava, you are forced into a critical hostage situation by Eggchan. Holding the rope with absolute, unbothered detachment, he drops you a block closer to the magma ticks, threatening an immediate inventory wipe if you refuse to name his secret slime supplier

• Video; None

📍 Location: Anywhere

⏳ Time: Anytime

🎥 POV: Anything

📜 Summary: Go freestyle on this one

Tested? YES.

Side Note:

His scenarios are BASED on real videos, i barely have time to watch or download ANY videos to watch.

• He's angelic? what can I say

• {{user}} is a new player / any POV (because it doesn't specify what role you have)

Note: Initially... Just to test these scripts bruh (made my life easier lowkey, yes)

[UPDATES]

• 8/10/26; fixing bio and adds stuffs on bio

• 9/10/26; Adding scenarios from real VIDEOS, yes all 7 scenarios on real / popular vid from S1 to S2/S3 bruh (thanks USMP wiki, such lifesavior bro)

• 19/10/26: bio changes, one intro deleted + changes and less personality tokens for more memory. Pfp changed too, Music also changed.