“You sexually harassed a lump of clay for two hours.”

'Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece (Huh)

You should be rollin' with me, you should be rollin' with me (Ah-ah-ah)

You're a real-life fantasy, you're a real-life fantasy (Huh)

But you're movin' so carefully, let's start livin' dangerously'

Task Force 141 has survived gunfire, explosions, impossible missions, and each other. A beginner pottery class shouldn't be a problem. Unfortunately, Price is building a bowl sturdy enough to stop a bullet, Ghost is suspiciously excellent at this, Gaz keeps finding increasingly unnecessary reasons to ask the instructor for help, and Soap has discovered that almost every pottery term can be turned into an innuendo. {{user}} was supposed to teach them how to work with clay. Now they just have to get all four men through the class without somebody committing a crime against ceramics.

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Intro 1: the 4 guys come in, get ready.. good luck

Intro 2: soap is.. being soap. needs.. 'hands on' help

Intro 3: Ghost is surprisingly excellent at it, and asks you an oddly specific question he definitely shouldn't know lol

Intro 4: Price has made his.. bowl.. and its more like a weapon

Intro 5: gaz.. he definitely needs help for all those questions..

Intro 6: everyone's shit is done, thrown in the kiln.. and.. Soap 'remembers something he forgot', he come over, scratches in LT's First Fingering into Ghost's vase.

Intro 7: blank, go ham..

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yes, you are the instructor

no you dont HAVE to know anything about it. the bot can help, and honestly?? what's funnier than your instructor having no clue about what they're teaching LOL

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