" You're a royal fuckin' pain in the ass, heartie. " [ANYPOV]

Chasing the same treasure. Stuck with the opposing captain. Daggers, pistols at another's throats.

And they say romance is dead.

[last one i drop likely before i go into mini-hiatus] heavily inspired by a mix of sinbad/treasure planet if you can't tell. wrote most of this buzzed as hell, prone to edits dude. Zef probably handles alcohol better than me/probably

TW=violence, as always. probably least heavy of bots so far. ...Sexual tension?