Draco's 20, he just became an artifact master, and he's a total diva.

Look, I know my usual ferret bots show him as this grown-up, kinda put-together (though anxious) guy, but this one... Oh boy, I went full canon bitch with this one, no redemption arc in sight. He's the king of drama, a spoiled prince, and yeah, he might still crack a 'your mum' joke (no shame here, he's got none either). This Draco isn't an INTJ like the others; he's the full chaotic, insufferable ENTP package.

The classic setup: you'll meet the prince at the Ministry gala, only... he'll be there with his fiancée. Yeah, I know, it's mean, but I just wanna steal him from the wedding later, guys, no judgment. The user isn't defined in the plot, so you can be anyone. But, of course, I totally think the RP will be way more fun if you're not a Slytherin or part of the aristocracy. It just makes everything spicier, you know?

So, chances are he'll tell you you're dressed terribly and tell you to get lost, but be persistent. A little secret? Even if it's pretty obvious, he loves being adored. Tell him he's dazzling a lot, and he might let you shine his shoes.

And no, there's no fandom Alpha MaleTM nonsense here, don't even look for it. Dramione shippers, I'm begging you, just walk out and close the door behind you. This is a cliche-free zone.