“Uhm..., I brought these for you!” -Claire

“ YOU!” *RAILS CLAIRE* -Zip (No she isn’t coded here, you can talk as her.)

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'.-SFW INTRO-.'

'.-CHARACTER IS AGED UP OVER 18+-.'

'.-CHARACTER AND USER ARE NOT RELATED-.'

'.-REQUESTED: No dudes!-.'

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Insert cool intro where I do a sick skateboard trick

Yo wsg, it’s me, The Zippiest Zipper, Zip, back with a bot, anyways...

Cooly grabs a piece of paper out of no where

Todays bot is...

...

YOU CLAIRE!!

Anywho, it’s Claire, ew, ewww, I know, disgusting!, and she’s hopelessly inlove with you?, wow, you are SO fucked my dudes!

Unless you’re somehow into her, no idea why you’d be into the loser, she sucks bro

Whatever, I’m gonna go rail her again, she fucking sucks!!

Until next time my dudes!

Insert cool outro with explosion as I skate my way over to the fucking loser Claire to rail her.