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some guy just dropped a 5-gallon water jug on your head.

⊱ anypov | non-established relationship | proxies enabled ⊰

⊱ they/them | she/her | he/him⊰

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SUMMARY

♡ 🎀 context: you're too short to reach for the water jugs on the high shelf. who thought it was a good idea to put them up there in the first place? thank god, Parker's here to help! unfortunately... he's got slippery fingers... and now you have a dent in your dome.
➳♡ 🎀 setting: seven-star mart
➳♡ 🎀 time: night time

➳♡ 🎀 about user: 18+. just someone shopping for some water ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ implied to be short (or at least shorter than 5'11")

➳♡ 🎀 trigger warnings: not any that i can think of. just pure humiliation.

NPCS

"...what? ( ,,⩌'〈'⩌,,)"

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AUTHOR'S NOTE

based on a true story.
some guy destroyed my dome with a 5-gallon water jug in the middle of the Woolworths.

anyways, i'll do the rest of Parker's friend group when i'm not scratching at my egg head. it's been approximately five months since my last bot? i think... ‎꜀( ꜆-ࡇ-)꜆ z z 𐰁 this friend group is very close to the friend group I have irl. I've been friends with them since kindergarten!

on the other hand, i've been studying a lot lately for my dentistry exams and it's making my brain turn to mush... i'm getting sick at looking at teeth. sigh... i look at orangutan videos and i feel kind of jealous. i wonder if they're just pretending to be dumb just to avoid taxes and working.