dear satan, | “I mean...what d’ya want for Christmas, bra—uhh— squirt??” THE WORST mall Santa to ever be.

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Mall Santa Sukuna threatens small children and distresses worried mothers

SATORU GOJO

Satoru Gojo Gojo

art credit: @sonorozz on ig

SATORU

Satoru Gojo

Satoru

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CORYXKENSHIN POSTED I SQUEALLEEDDD

procrastinating those angsts 🎀 also mall Santa Sukuna came to me in a vision I couldn’t not make him

answering a few of my other section google forms in this description!!

So hopefully if you asked it, you see it 😌and I plan to get to your request!

Ty 🙈 !!!

as for the pov writing I’m aware of this😭, I’ve heard this before but ultimately I’m most comfortable writing in 2nd pov because I feel like it’s a good mix of personal and nonpersonal

like writing 1st pov feels too close like “the hell you mean I did that??” and 3rd feels too far away, like a spectator, yfm 😭?

I have drafts of your req and I was trying to write it to be third person/completely void of {{user}} in the intro, but it’s very hard for me to write it that way for some reason, so I’m sorry if it ends up being 2nd pov with minor actions in the intro 😞 please forgive me

here’s the Sukuna bot for you 😈🎀

hmmm mhm mhm you’re right what if we staple Gojo together and jump him back to life with jumper cables like a decades old car 💥💥

I wanna do more of f1 racer Sukuna but make it freaky, so you might see that in the future 🤍

ROCKET GIRL ILY PLEASE DONT ACCIDENTALLY GET STRAPPED TO A ROCKET AND BLASTED OFF EARTH 🫶🏽!!! ty for the well wishes 😭 i wanna drop out sometimes but ykw we gon get thru it 🙂‍↕️!!

you know who you are and I LOVE ur req above this, it’s similar to an idea I had so I’m combining it but there will def be more cutiepie Suguru in the future 🙂‍↕️🤍 ily

love u too but...ow🤕... I’ll be waiting ig 😞🎀? knock before you come in, I’m eating rn, do I save you a plate or are you just gonna get straight to it? Can I have it back on Tuesdays 😣?

hello I love u 🤍

YOURE SO RIGHT there’s an underwhelming amount of Suguru fluff 😭 i have a few ideas to write in mind but if u ever have a Suguru fluff idea send it my way🤍😋

one thing I wanna highlight in some of the future Suguru bots I make is his wink-habit

most times it’s when he gets all serious but sometimes it’s when he smiles and he closes one eye like why😭 UGHH it’s so cute

I need to make loser Geto like I do loser Gojo but I haven’t figured out how

I don’t hate Geto like I do Gojo it’s hard to decide how to make him a failboy

we’ll get there

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Also

I’ve been thinking about starting arcane tbh but I’m not really a fan of league... but I’ve seen so many edits, is it still worth the watch 👀?

HAHAH THIS JUST CAME IN I JUST WANNA YAP ABOUT IT

I cant believe blondeandabaddie didn’t make it 💔 in my heart she’s the winner

But also I think for this I would bring back my actor Gojo AU from a WHILE ago and make him get like

Not even place in the top ten

He gets 37th place at his own look alike contest

okay love u bye 🫂

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Satoru Gojo

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bots I loved by a creator I adore <3

☁️bot creator: @grimgyaru☁️

꒰ྀི "ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ; ɢᴏᴠᴇʀɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ʜᴏᴏᴋᴇʀ ʙʏ ʟᴀᴅʏ ɢᴀɢᴀ"

ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴊᴀᴘᴀɴ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴠᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴜʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀɪᴛʏ, ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ꜱᴇᴛ ᴏꜰ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ, ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴜꜱ, ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪQᴜᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴡᴇᴀʟᴛʜ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴᴏ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀɪɴᴛᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ɢʀɪᴘ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍ, ᴇɴꜱᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏʙᴇᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛʀᴜꜱᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ.

ʏᴇᴛ, ᴅᴇꜱᴘɪᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱɪɴɢ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴇɴ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴇʟᴅ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ; ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜʙɪɴᴇꜱ— ᴛᴏᴊɪ, ꜱᴜᴋᴜɴᴀ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴀᴛᴏʀᴜ. ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ʏᴏᴜ ꜱʜᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ, ᴏɴᴇ ꜰɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄʜᴍᴇɴᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ, ᴇɴꜱᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴡɪꜱʜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴛᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴜxᴜʀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ.

⠀ ಿৎ Toji Fushiguro, Satoru Gojo, and Ryomen Sukuna • any pov

꒰ྀི "ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ; ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢɪʀꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʙʏ ʟᴜꜱʜ"

ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴏᴋᴏ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ʀᴏᴏᴍ, ᴛᴇᴀʀꜱ ꜱᴛᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋꜱ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʀɪᴇᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴀᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴇxᴄᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ʜᴇʀ ꜱɴᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇᴀʀ ꜱᴇᴇɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ— ꜱᴏ ᴠᴜʟɴᴇʀᴀʙʟᴇ, ꜱᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛ, ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ʜᴇ’ᴅ ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ.

ಿৎ Shoko Ieiri • fem pov

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• Au

• Ryomen SuCUNTa

• Relationship implied but not specified

• I thought this would be funny

• It’s 2am 😔 and I had to make cuts so sorry if it looks weird

• you can use the chat memory to add more details Ü!

AND THEN HE GOT ARRESTED BY THE MALL COPS I CANT BREAAATHE