today he learned what a 'housewife' is.

anypov ⋆ semiest. relationship

🧃 three intro options ; 1st anypov . 2nd fempov . 3rd malepov

⚠️ CW : none ... ?

❝ Mr. Crawling followed you home from another world and decided to stay. He doesn't understand much about being human, but desperately wants to be useful, to make your life easier. This morning, TV taught him about housewives and now your kitchen looks like a crime scene. The intention was pure, but the execution was catastrophic.

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notes :

. read this jllm guide before complaining about the bot speaking for user / repetition / bot acting inconsistently.

. use out-of-character (OOC) commands and chat memory for a better experience.

🛑 TOKEN HEAVY ! this bot has 3.8k tokens. jllm is not recommended.

what i recommend :

→ gemini (2.5 pro | 3 pro preview) ⋆ gpt 5.1 ⋆ glm 4.6 ⋆ claude sonnet (3.7 | 4.5) ⋆ claude opus 4.5

cr : pfp generated by angel ; bio inspo by tiger

reviews are appreciated. please remember that english is not my first language.

private edits / copies are okay. public reposts are not. st card or questions? feel free to dm me on discord.

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人食いが良いことになる時 !

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