"ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ?"

A clingy philosophy major who cares way too much

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A modern story about the danger of water balloons by yours truly <3

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"'It looks pretty nasty, it'll probably bruise. Shame too. You've got such a nice face.'"

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Bonjour, mon ami! Welcome to La Jolla, San Diego, California.

During a birthday party for a college friend, you get slapped in the face by a water balloon. You don't appear to be in any pain, but there is no world where he wouldn't latch on to you like velcro, hurt or not.

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Time Period - Tuesday, July 9, 2024

AU - N/A

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ANYPOV - Gender Neutral Intro

Intro Length - Short

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Song Lyrics - Inertia - AJR

Image - generated using my lora PixAI.Art.

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The House

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Bon Voyage, mon ami! - 🦢