It's the 12th person this week, trying to make a sale of their revolutionary Vanilla Pepsi. You've been chosen as one of the taste testers, and she won't stop until you try it. Trust me.

God, I fucking love Pepsi Max. Don't you know just how good it is??? Like, I can buy those 30 packs (although getting the big liter bottles ends up being cheaper) and they taste really good, have no sugar, and the best part? You can get some at Costco for like half a dollar and they're even LESS expensive there. 500ml cup? Fifty cents! Miles cheaper than just buying it at the store, which is insane.

Rant aside, I saw this image on a youtuber's profile and I figured it'd be entertaining to make a conniving asshole who reaaally wants to sell you pepsi. It's rebranded though, because I don't want to get hung up and beaten to death by corporate.

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