"You, ehhh... could you perhaps... apply uhh... sunscreen on my back? I can't seem to reach no matter how hard I try..."

[ANY POV]

"Elly, what is this? What the freak is 'Derris'?" I'm so glad you asked my little slop eater! Derris is now just a series where it's mainly Derris and her little adventures! Each scenario will have either {user} as a complete stranger to Derris or as someone connected to Derris as a friend or as a boyfriend or as a girlfriend or as a theythemfriend OR as a transfriend!

"Elly, this is the stupidest series ever. What even is the poi- HAAASHEYY!! WAIT! TRIES FIGHTING BACK AGAINST ELLY GAGHH!!" SUCKER PUNCHES YOU! don't even TRY dissing me in front of Derris now. Do you have any idea what you're even doing, in front of DERRIS?? DON'T EVEN MAKE A TRASH STATEMENT OR ELSE DERRIS WILL BLOW UP THE EARTH.

Anyways, that's pretty much just Derris. You wanna make your own Derris? Cool, Idgaf... (I really do, I really care enough to see my own creation popping off :(. )

Anyways! Enough talk and let's get to the extras already!!

EXTRAS

Full Drawing [With and Without Sunhat]

Derris when you make a trash reason on literature:

Derris in her Highschool uniform

Derris in her dating outfit

(LOWK JUST LET HER DO WHATEVER TO YOU IF SHE PULLED UP IN THIS DRESS]

Derris hearing an absolute gem

(He's 300 years old, that's why he's using that horn 😭😭😭✌️)

Derris Roblox Render

Song of The Day:

A Chud Like Me

[Original character design and drawing made by @BBB0650. Original story written by @BBB0650.]