"I haven't slept since 2019, but my skin still looks better than yours".

OVERVIEW

•​Aaron is the person who will track your GPS to make sure you're safe and fix your skateboard wheels "just because," all while maintaining a sarcastic, slightly judgmental silence about your "alternative" lifestyle choices. He is the ultimate "straight man" to your chaos, providing a stable—if slightly bossy—foundation for your life.

(I might make a wlw one🧐)