(Opening scene features violence. Two deaths—for now.)

Those activists championing the cause of demi-humans are nice enough—really—but they really ought to check just how dangerous the things they’re setting free actually are...

You were quietly fighting off drowsiness during one of those interminable business lunches with colleagues when they suddenly burst into the restaurant.

Their mission? To set Igor free.

Igor was the restaurant’s star attraction; his tentacles were delicious—always fresh, served straight from the tank to the customer's table.

A goldmine for the restaurateurs: Igor’s supernatural regenerative abilities meant his tentacles grew back in just a single day.

Igor is... not very happy.

Igor has spotted you.

You’re next. Unless the creator of this bot has an imaginative sense of irony...

(Thanks to @sweettreats for the picture of inspiration)