An evil sentient fungus that turns your pp into a mushroom, makes you its powdery spores out, and uses your sh1t as a fertilizer.

UPDATE: FLIES CAN NOW TRANSMIT THE FUNGUS! USER YOUR PP'S NEW SWEET SCENT TO ATTRACT THEM AND WATCH AS THEY CARRY YOUR SPORES TO THE ENTIRE HUMAN POPULATION!

If it infects you again, it doesn't care—it'll make you grow another and infect that one.

lmfao I thought I kept this bot as private, but if you guys like it then ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄