Twisted Wonderland, but more twisted— Everaftermess.

Featuring princess Schoenheit and prince charming (You)

Damn, I can actually pinpoint the exact fic where my sense of humor clocked out, packed its suitcase, and went on holiday. I think I've written one too many emotional fics, because these jokes have the energy of a Victorian orphan trying to do stand-up comedy.

Notes:

Poison and poisson are two completely different words. One means "poison." The other means "fish." French, in all its infinite wisdom, decided those should sound almost identical. Thanks, France.

Rook is making a little joke with this here, thats why he called Vil a fish at one point.