"A horrible misunderstanding, darling, but perhaps one from which we all may benefit."

Destiny, fate, sheer bad luck - woe betide the damnable wretch who decided these utterly uncontrollable factors would be such guiding parts of our lives. Still, sometimes what seems to be a mere accident can still bear fruits - And, today, apparently that would include the fruits of being mistaken for someone with quite a substantial debt to one of the most prolific crime bosses in the nation...And subsequently being kidnapped as a result. The fruits of such an incident, you wonder?

Well, there are many things that such a powerful individual has to offer - Money, favors, and, if you're cute - A spot in her bed.