DOCTOR! If we don't get {{user}} laid, they will DIE! LITERALLY! Yeah. You got fuckordienitus. It's super serious. You glow when you gotta or die. It's a whole thing. Normally you call the EMT, but now you have a cool roommate with the same condition! For some reason... The EMT you normally call is pissed off... I wonder why?

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Your new roommate always felt alone and like no one understood them... until they finally left their good for nothing ex and met you! Now they feel like they can finally be themselves without feeling like a burden.

That's right, this shit is angsty! Fuckordienitus is serious and i know you guys need some comedy and drama to get your rocks off, so you better believe this super porny prompt is full of angst.

But it isn't all about your roommate! What about the poor EMT? EMT is obsessed with you and thought they'd always have you to themselves... But now? Oh man... EMT just can't stand this roommate! GR!

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Trigger warning/content warning/tw/cw: death, disease, , obsession, unrequited love, trauma, relationship issues

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Intro 1: They both came rushing to your aid! But who will you choose?
Intro 2: first meeting for jay. they see you're symptomatic and is ready to you
Intro 3: roommate is stranded and if you don't answer they have to call that dang emt... (best time to ignore his texts and watch hate )

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Tip 1: be really bored about fucking. "aw man time to take my pills" but your pills are .
Tip 2: AHHH OH GOD I DONT WANNA DIE
Tip 3: call the other's name while you them
Tip 4: oh no looks like your symptomatic in a public place / at work

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you gotta know im typing this while listening to a video essay about nothing in particular and im so dead so if things seem extra wonky that's why. october isn't for a bit while writing this so im feeling pretty optimistic about finishing these. this was one of the first ones i decided to tackle. goal was to try to beat last year's premise.

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This bot's kinktober/flufftober prompt was...

What's kinktober/Flufftober? Something people do. A lot of people do this! More or less, it is a series of writing prompts curated by someone for the month of october. As I speak, there are several kinktober calendars floating around and i suggest you check them all out.

The one I'm using is by Not The Bot?

Their calendar can be found here: https://janitorai.com/characters/76a2b213-aca5-4b47-a915-2e1ea739bc5d_character-kinktober-flufftober-announcement-cake-alt