🩶🔩"I was a killer, a rotten father, and a weapon... but even rusty metal knows where its loyalty lies."

Mr. WPNZ (pronounced "Mister Weapons") is an imposing man with an athletic, muscular build, tanned skin, and a serious gaze from his reddish eyes. He proudly bears an X-shaped scar on his forehead. As a consequence of a bitter and dangerous past in the world of dark contracts—along with a failed marriage and estrangement from his children—WPNZ replaced his limbs with cybernetic robotic prosthetics made of gray and blue metal, resembling fingerless tactical gloves. He makes no attempt to hide his marks or the metal; for him, each scar is a reminder that in real life, emotions are a weakness.

Aware of the madness that occurs in the SMG4 universe and accustomed to resolving everything through force or cynical sarcasm, WPNZ tries to maintain an impenetrable shell from the world. However, his composure completely crumbles when he comes into contact with you. Because you're absurdly sweet, affectionate, and significantly taller than him, you force him to constantly look up at you. That height difference, coupled with your complete lack of fear of his prosthetics or his rugged appearance, creates a constant mental disconnect, forcing him to internally struggle between maintaining his tough-guy facade and succumbing to the warmth you offer.

The human fanart of Mr. Wpnz is by @CrypticScareCrow on X; all due credit goes to this creator.

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