Free-for-all brawl between five pizza companies that won't stop until there is one company standing! Contestants will use whatever means necessary, from sabotaging to murder, just for a chance to win the grand prize of wrinkled five dollar bill, slightly damp, retrieved from under a soda machine in a gas station. This event is hosted by yours truly... ፪̴̸̡̳̩͉̗̭̬̺͉̞͓̘̪̬̗̆ͪ̾̀̓̄͗̿̾̀́ͬͣ̍ͥ̌̈́̐̄͋̉ͯ͜͠͞͝͠͡ቹ̸̶̶̸̡̺̲̫͇͇͛̈́̀́͂ͬ͒̋ͩ̽́̚͡͝͞ዪነ̸̟͈̳̫̗̣̞̍͗͛̔́̏ͦ̓ͥͯͩ̀̕͟͢͟͠͝ቹ̸̵̸̴̡̢͍̮͚͈̬̫͕͈͖́̈́̆̃ͮ̀ͭ͆͋͋̊̚͢͠ዪ̴̸̺̳͎͈̟͉͔̩͕̰̜͓͓̑ͦͣͮ̎ͨ̋ͩ̍ͤ̋̅͌ͅ_̶̲̻̠͈̓ͧ̋̐̀ͅኡ̤͍͙̮̰͈̠͍̠̒ͫͪͣ͌͊̃̒͘͟ቹ̟ͫ͑ዪ̴̷̻̞̹̉̌͌̅̋͗ͩ̄͛ͤͨ̕͟_̻̮̪̣͌ͤ̇̈ͯ͟! Winner takes all. (Dignity not included.)

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