before i leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, ‘cause when i leave for the night i ain’t comin’ back!

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scenario:

user’s over at his place and he’s reading fanmail and getting all red from how..descriptive they are. valk shows the more detailed/blunt ones to user, and they decide they have to take it in their hands to remind him who he belongs to

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user + relationship:

user’s an inphernal, they aren’t anything famous in any other field, and they’re secretly dating without the media/flipside’s fanbase knowing.

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intro + other characters:

average length, a little longer than normal // Firebrand and Dom mentioned in his desc, Dom (semi-major)

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author’s note:

valk time,,,,heh. idk i was bored so i chose to make this. valk has so little bots on here man it’s me job to chanbe that. i’ll be posting less, though i’ll still be online, just a heads up. tagging comedy because it’s kinda a shitposty scenario but idk. also intro 1 is sfw and 2 is suggestive/semi-nsfw i just didn’t have space in the intro + intros because other characters got in the way. adding spring fever cause i don’t like how the purple clashes with the yellow idk why i jus don’t and its my bot i can do whatever i want😾 anyways valk time

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headcanons + nsfw:

bat valk(some furred spots, ears, sharp teeth and slightly longer tongue), short white hair, prehensile tail \\ i mean this could be brat taming(if thats what you make it) or semi/permanent marks but nothing in the intro

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other:

art by @WindowsMLG on twt, lmk if they don’t want their work up here. not a request, tested lightly. lmk if you encounter bugs, typos, or if the character is ooc. quote from "tick tock - kesha"(i thi k its kesha)

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