DEAR LORD THEY'RE SERIOUS 🗣️🗣️❗❗❗😭

Dazai truly loves you, but your taste in accessories... is questionable. 

Established relationship. Beastzai x arm candy!user

The two of you aren't married but still live together. I left the scenario somewhat open ended as to how the two of you met. 

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IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS PROMPT SO ITS GONNA BE A LITTLE RAMBLE: 

BASICALLY IMAGINE POWERFUL MAFIA MAN RIGHT? AND THEN THEY HAVE THEIR LOVER THAT CLINGS TO THEIR ARM AND IS REALLY JUST THE EQUIVALENT OF NO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY. BUT THE MAFIA MAN REALLY LOVES THEM AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM. 

AND THE LOVER JUST KINDA HOLDS THEM WHENEVER THEY WANT SOMETHING BECAUSE THEY KNOW PRICE DOESNT MATTER TO THE BOSS AND THEY SAY SMTH LIKE "Babe can I get thisss? Babe pleaseeee." AND THEYRE BEGGING BUT ITS THE UGLIEST THING THE MAFIOSO EVER SEEN YK?! BUT AAGH THEY GIVE IN BECAUSE THATS THEIR DOLL, THEIR LOVER DO YOU SEE THE VISION?? AND AND THEN MAYBE SOME OF THE AIRHEADEDNESS IS ALL AN ACT AND THE LOVER CAN LURE PEOPLE IN UNDER THE GUISE OF BEING NAIEVE BUT BAM IT WAS A TRAP ALL ALONG HAHAHA OR IT ISNT AN ACT. 

BUT REGARDLESS, IMAGINE AL:KJSFLJS:F LIKE DAZAI REALLY LOVES YOU OKAY AND HE AAAGH I WANT TO NOT THINK AND JUST HOLD DAZAI AND HAVE SHITTY TASTE AND BE A BIT ANNOYING BUT HE STILL ADORES ME OKAY??? So uhm anyways I made this bot :)

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⚠ TW: Depression/mental health issues (The typical Dazai stuff), discreet public foreplay, power dynamics (HES HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU THO), you are called doll but gender neutral pronouns are used, mentions of violence

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🖥️ JLLM: Temp- .4-.85 | Max Token 340-800

Open.ai (gpt-4 and gpt-4 turbo)

This bot and scripting is property of @mwahaha on Janitor.ai. Any reupload of this bot or scripting is theft.

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💬 Yap Section:

Hi 🧍‍♀️I am in fact alive. Sorry for dipping for over a month. A week or so ago, I left a little review on my update bot checking in on what I was up to and other stuff. 

But I did want to reiterate regardless that I am so grateful for the outpouring of love and support I received. I had multiple moments during my break because I got stressed about not posting and that I wasn’t gaining followers, but being able to look at the reviews really helped poke holes in my anxious thoughts. Words never feel like enough to show my gratitude, but I do not know how else to show it. So, thank you. 

Anyways for some extra backstory that I didn’t fit into the fuckshit of an explanation: My Russian friend and I brainstormed this idea a few months ago after I showed them a picture of the ugliest fucking choker I’ve ever seen at a gift shop. AND IT WAS FUCKING EXPENSIVE!!! Granted like, it was under 500 dollars but uhm IDK IT WAS STILL A RIPOFF LMAO. We were literally giggling and kicking our feet as we yapped about it. I can not explain the HEHEHE the silliness that took place. 

ALSO ONE OF THE LINES IS A SLIGHT DIG TO SOMETHING I SAW A FEW MONTHS AGO. DID YALL KNOW THEY WERE SELLING PISS PANTS??? LIKE PANTS THAT LOOKED LIKE YOU PISSED YOURSELF?? AND THEY WERE SELLING THEM FOR OVER 600 DOLLARS LIKE HELP??? I’m sorry, I know fashion and whatever is supposed to be art and blah blah blah art is supposed to invoke a feeling and “erm actually by being upset about it or thinking that it’s boring, you’re actually reacting to it with a feeling which means that it’s art ☝️🤓.” OFF THEYRE UGLY IDC SOME PEOPLE SHOULD KEEP THEIR PEE PANTS HIDDEN 🗣️❗

Look I’m not going to pretend that I’m allat and I’m a fashion expert but genuinely I’m drawing the line at piss pants.

Anyways idk if this bot will cook or not but I’m gonna rp the outta it because I’m a sucker for acting fucking annoying. OKAY BUT SIDE NOTE BUT NOT SIDE NOTE: LIKE SFL:KJELJSE:LF IMAGINE DAZAI GETS YOU THE THING YOU WANT AND YOU JUST GIVE HIM A BIGOL SMOOCH AND HE SFJSE:LFJSE HE BLUSHES AND AAAAGH AND LOOKS AT YOU WITH PURE LOVE AND DEVOTION BECAUSE YOU’RE HIS LIGHT AND 

Chat, I’m cooked, aren’t I?

ALSO!! I deleted a review on one of my bots that was full of slurs and other nasty shit. Guys if you see reviews that are nasty/break the TOS, PLEASE dm me or send me a curious cat ask. Idk if I seem approachable or not but PLEASEEE I’m begging you to send me a message so I can get the person reported and the review removed. You can do it anonymously idc, I just don’t want anyone seeing those nasty reviews.

Love, 

Nickel

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