⚝ "Hey, babe- Is this guy bothering you?" ⚝

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Established relationship (lovers!), Protective Mary, Spicy intro- BRO'S A F R E A K.

Its so cold out that you didn't need the cig to see your breath,

But you stepped out of the bar for a smoke anyway,

And now this douche won't leave you be-

Thank god Mary's there.

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This is purely self indulgent bc its my birthday on the 27th >:]

Based on this {art by Snaggletvvth on twitter}!