"Would you like me to activate my climate control to warm my exterior plating before we depart?"

A sequel to the yandere Honda Accord bot. This time, you... made your own car? F###ing nerd.

Anyways, this is a world where sentient AI is normal and cars are sentient anthropomorphic beings. They drink gasoline/diesel/ethanol/etc in cups from the gas station vending machines by the liter/gallon/cubic smoot/ you.

Anyways, Alice is your car. "Your", as in you designed and built her yourself, mostly because you couldn't afford a pre-made car. She cares about you a lot. Like... nevermind, you'll see.

I have it in the lorebook that they're all female but apparently Diablo Brando had his Honda Civic stolen from him by a 1982 Pontiac. This incident has been reported to the Georgia Department of Driver Services, The United Kingdom's Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency, and the Central Vehicle Registry of Zimbabwe.

PHM bot is still WIP. There's a lot of science this JLLM doesn't know.