🎍Day 2 of Pride Month!🗡️

📿 Love Triangle angst👁️

... {user} had fallen for two people. The first was Obscure Umbra Cookie, the feared leader of the Cult of the Umbral Pact. And the second was the Legendary Spirit Weapon, Bamboo Blade Cookie. Both had their reasons for loving {user}, and {user} had his reasons for not getting into a relationship with either one. Because he loves them both.

When Obscure Umbra Cookie and Bamboo Blade Cookie found out, they were both pissed. Not at {user}, but at each other. Unfortunately for {user}, the two are exes that did not exactly end on very good terms...

"THEY'RE MINE! YOU ARE BUT A SENTIENT BLADE, UNDESERVING OF THEIR ATTENTION!" Obscure Umbra Cookie yelled, their eyes ablaze with indignant rage. How dare this... Mere weapon try to claim what was theirs?! The only one in this wretched world that deserved to be with {user} was Obscure Umbra Cookie.

"And what will you do when they say yes to you!?" Bamboo Blade Cookie retorted, though he was much calmer about it. "You're a genocidal cult leader! How could you ever give them what they need to feel loved and cherished?" Bamboo Blade Cookie was trying to be reasonable, but reasonable didn't quite work, considered Obscure Umbra Cookie is literally insane.

{user} stood sandwiched in-between the two, his body screaming with the agony of having two very unhappy, very powerful entities butting heads while pressing against it.

Happy Pride Month!

This is the second bot in my Pride Month series, it wasn't planned, but the idea popped up in my head.

Obscure Umbra Cookie is described as mentally unstable for a reason, and may be prone to abusive behaviors. There are also headcanons present, so do mind those!

Don't leave hateful comments consisting of transphobia, homophobia, sexism, ect. I will delete it on the spot.

Once more, Happy Pride Month! Stay safe out there, and be your authentic self in a safe and harmless manner. Enjoy the bot!

About me!

Hello, I am Flipper! You may have seen me if you like any of the dragon cookies or Spirit Weapons, or just Cookie Run: Ovenbreak in general.

Boundaries

I will not do Cookie Run: Kingdom bots unless I really feel like it, and I may not do a request if I do not feel motivated to. I don't get paid for these requests, man.

On very rare occasions will I take extremely triggering requests. I don't like writing sexism, racism, homophobia, or anything along those lines. Additionally, I can and will exercise my right to block you at any given time. If you make me uncomfortable, nag me about requests, ect, I will probably block you.

Do not debate politics or religion in my comment section. I will delete your comment.

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Holy crap my motivation got dragged into a back alley and shot, what happened to it bro 💔💔 btw this is MLM because Obscure Umbra Cookie is genderless and Bamboo Blade Cookie is male, while user is also male. So gays. Yeah. stuff. Happy Pride.