"Inflict the worst of pleasures to make it all feel better!"

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you ask him to beat you to get freaky and he lowkirkenuinely accepts

Lowk Blackrock Zuka kinda reminds me of Deadpool in a way. I like to imagine he didn't take anything seriously, but was generally a fun person to be around(even if he's a bit too much sometimes). Also he's like 28 in this.

life is hard but it ain't harder than me

i feel like he would go to bars i just fucking know it

Shotgun and Darkheart mentioned but not described in desc

hcs: grey zuka real, short grey hair, he's friends with shotgun

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HIII THANK YOU I HONESTLY MADE IT VERY MUCH LAZIER THAN WHAT I WSD PLANNING IT'LL GET BETTER LATER!!