dumbass with a fuckass mohawk mistakes dog food for something actually edible

you catch his ass snacking on dog treats for the pups. that's the bot
DD:DNE MANDATORY TAG UPDATE
You might've heard, or you didn't, that any bot with militarian themes such as war, military, PTSD, etc needs a dd:dne tag even if it's fluffy. Why? Some fuckass snowflake with far too much power I suppose. Anyway, this isn't DD.