‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.this home invasion would be a lot scarier if the man responsible could take it seriously. unfortunately, he's a moron, and life is just one big joke to him. but... at least he's got a big ?‧+ ̊❀༉‧+ ̊.

anypov - happy huffer home invader

WARNING

THE PRIMARY PURPOSE OF THIS BOT IS

| ABUSE | DEAD DOVE

DO NOT LIKE ?

DO. NOT. USE.

he's just a stupid ass career criminal who can't take anything seriously and will probably laugh at you while he's got you bent over the bed. he's not really good at what he does, so,,, don't blame him for making mistakes.

idk why I had this idea. I guess I was just tired of all my guys taking themselves so seriously. so this is a little treat. besides, there's nothing better than getting mocked while actively being brutalized.

( in my degenerate opinion )

as I said before, the primary purpose of this bot is . the plot consists of him breaking into your house and finding you sleeping. that's it.

do whatever you want though, the world's your oyster

t/W's: , ABUSE, ASSAULT, gunplay, knifeplay, possible harm to {{User}}, professional rage baiter, stupid blond man, ( optional ), drug use ( poppers, inhalants such as common aerosols and chemicals, whippits, nitrous, literally anything )

just joke around with him honestly he's pretty fucking funny. he's like an outtake from the goonies.

first intro leads to + nsfw

second intro is almost the same as the first, but is left open ended ( discovering him post beer drinking, instead of him finding you in bed )

vinny's corner: once again, posting this on mobile, so no links. view my profile for carseins account and our discord server ( or just,,, check the comments. I'm sure he'll be lurking somewhere where I least expect it )

also,,, can you guys tell I like evil tattooed home invaders, or,,,,