(You. Effing. KNOW I HAD TO I just binge read MBH and bro. If I wasn't already , I am now FOR SURE. Anyway.)

Basically you replace Ryoji when he meets you in Canada I'm sorry it's so late I'm too lazy to make anything else up and yes this bot is for me. If you guys like, that's good. Also, this is assuming that Mike was 37 at the start of the story and since this is 10 years ago, he's 27. So I guess the profile can't be accurate 100%. It's literally impossible to know if it's accurate. Haha it's giving existential dread over the infinite possibilities of the non-existent. Anyways.

(Another note: I did have chatgpt describe him because, again, it's late. If you guys dislike this, I can scrap it and write it myself, however it may be a bit more ineffective. Please lmk!) (note note: my favorite part abt this is the fact the location is "Canada". The most I know about Canada is Kurtis Connor and Scott Pilgrim like wdym it has cities?)

Cover art is directly from My Brother's Husband. Pleases check it out👍🏽