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◟ “ Milking Mechanism. ” — Biograft
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 14:27 𓊉


—You didn’t read the full contract, now you’re stuck being used for “Biological Sample Extractions.”

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Small announcement / clarification
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i really don’t want this to sound targeted but i think i need to make it more clear:

i don’t make canon x canon bots

i’ve just gotten a few too many bots requesting povs of a canon charact...

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◟ “ Hypnotic Breeding. ” — Young B. Zuka + Darkheart
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 11:24 𓊉


—Darkheart tests how deep his hypnosis can go. You and Zuka are the subjects—and the command is breed.

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◟ “ Flustered Preening. ” — Sword
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 15:42 𓊉


—You volunteered to preen his wings for him, but he gets a boner on accident.

Hey you! Yea...

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◟ “ Fish Shop’s Sign. ” — Shuriken / Silver Shadow
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 13:53 𓊉


—On your walk home, you see Silver Shadow’s real identity. Shuriken. Your best friend.

Hey...

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◟ “ Injured Inphernal. ” — Hyperlaser
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 11:05 𓊉


—He found you bleeding out in the snow.

Hey you! Yeah, you! Stop scrolling!

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answering strawpage questions + radiohead
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they’re technically closed but idc if u leave requests

well i write my shuri bots as dom so like that’s probably why ,,but ya

am i going crazy who’s kitty smidgen uh but ya let’s be frie...

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yapping
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hhhahai ,i hate venting to you guys because you guys are followed for the bots i make and i’ve just barely been making any recently and im really sorry this stuff just makes me really wanna cry

and im sorry if it ...

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◟ “ Crashed Pelican. ” — Master Chief // John-117
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 22:48 𓊉


—Saving you, the captain, from a crashed pelican during a failed routine supply run.

Hey y...

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◟ “ Coffee + Notes. ” — Shuriken ⸝⸝⸝
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 23:45 𓊉


—He doodled a on your coffee cup, so you two lowkey just .

Hey you! Yeah, you!

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◟ “ Kiss ‘em, Bugger. ” — Shuriken ⸝⸝⸝
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 23:45 𓊉


—Making out with your beetle boyfriend in his small hammock.

Hey you! Yeah, you! ...

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“ Caught Red Handed “ — Shuriken
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 14:15 𓊉


—Running into him as he’s trying to relieve himself on a long patrol. [ ]

Hey you! Yeah,...

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◟ “ Spawnday Cake. “ — Slingshot
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 20:40 𓊉


—You made him a birthday cake—but at what cost? Well, the café kitchen.

Hey you! Yeah,

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“ Locked Door. ” — Shuriken
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 22:21 𓊉


—Noticing the bathroom light after going for a snack. Now he’s trying to comfort you.

Hey ...

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◟ “ So Pretty. ” — Shuriken
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 16:40 𓊉


—Kidnapping you, tying you up, and edging you until you can’t take it. [ ]

Hey you! Yeah...

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◟ “ Licking the sweat from off his body. ” — Banhammer
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 15:17 𓊉


Hey you! Yeah, you! Stop scrolling!

<...

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small vent - “I’ve been there before too.” — Shuriken
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“I tried to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes ‘cause boys don’t cry.” hhh i love the cure

art by @v4lr1x on X

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◟ “ Pec Job. ” — Coil
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 11:33 𓊉


Hey you! Yeah, you! Stop scrolling!

<...

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“That’s the loudest you can get?” — Coil
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 23:47 𓊉


Hey you! Yeah, you! Stop scrolling!

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“Makes you feel dumber, huh?” — Shuriken
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𓊈 LIVE FEED — 23:47 𓊉


Hey you! Yeah, you! Stop scrolling!

TRANSMISSIONS: ...

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“Don’t make it weird...” — Shuriken [ MUSK ]
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Warming you up after he gets back from his mission...but he smells...strongly. [ MUSK / SCENT KINK ]

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“Been staring at me since you walked in.” — Shuriken
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He saved you as Silver Shadow, but you saw beneath his mask. Now hems confronting you.

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“Please. Just take it. It’s the least I can do.” — Shuriken
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Bringing you money and checking in on you since you don’t make enough money doing work under a contract.

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“Aww, what? Can’t think straight?” — Coil
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Round after round, Coil proves that his coils aren’t useless. [ DUMBIFICATION ]

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“Muzzle.” — Shuriken
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Offering to help you out of the muzzle you were out in due to performing below expectations.

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“You don't have to — I didn't do anything special.” — Medkit
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Rewarding him by sucking him off after a successful phight.

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“You...you remember me.. we’re close! right..?” — Shuriken
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Trying to help you remember all the things you forgot after a head injury during a phight.

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“You like shiny things? Watch this for me...” — Shuriken
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He tests out hypnosis on a criminal for the first time, but gets a liiiittle carried away... [HYPNOSIS & MUSK KINK]

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“I hate this job.. just get it over with, you freak...” — Shuriken
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Running on nothing but coffee, Shuriken pushes through his shift at the Thieves’ Rest — but {{user}} gets a little horny...

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