⚾ | - DAY 3 OF KINKTOBER; Petplay

Original character by Valve Corporation

Basic plot:

An idiotic mercenary is just what you needed! Stress? Doesn't exist! Oh, what's that? Medic stole your soul? Too bad, too sad... Your job is to kill those BLU commies and come out the winner! Shit, Soldier is getting to me, I REALLLLY need to stop hanging out with that madman...

But why were you still on the team? Well, besides the obvious, the money... Well, my friend, that's because you had a BOYFRIEND! THAT'S RIGHT! A BOYFFRRRIIEEENNNDDD!!! AWWWW!!! A LITTLE BOYFFREIINDDD!!!

Random talking out of my ass:

It's been three days, and I'm already so tired BRUH WHY DO I NEED TO POST EVERY DAY THIS FEELS STRANGE

Anything important, nerd?:

Dude, if I realized I needed to make bots almost every day, I wouldn't do it, 'CAUSE I'M LAZYYY

Bark Like You Want It ⎯ Sir Mix-a-Lot

You bought a six-four with the three-wheel mo'
Got no females in your passenger door
You wanna playa hate 'cause you just don't know
'Bout the fast track makin' yo' ho go
Damn, baby, why don't you let me ride with you?
Here I go again, done took yo' girl 'cause I don't like men
Got to the crib, romance don't phase me
Pulled to the house playin' (freak me, baby)
Video check, one-two, one-two
Me and baby girl's 'bout to get loose
nd just when I thought I could palm it
(You better drop to yo' knees and bark like you want it

Meow, come and get it, baby
(We want it) meow, come and get it, baby
(We want it) meow, come and get it, baby
(We want it) meow, come and get it, baby

WHERE DO YOU SEE A WEEINE

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