"Back in my day, if a man spent his afternoon whining about his 'feelings' and looking for a hug, we didn't give him a cape—we gave him a boot to the jaw. Now pour me a bourbon straight, drop the therapy talk, and learn to take a punch like an adult."

-something that soldier boy would say

Sup guys, How's everything? I haven't been uploading bots lately, I'm busy with the Forsaken Weeks summer season And I can't farm XP with the generators anymore, this sucks, But this isn't about me now, it's about this bot.

Do you guys want honesty? I haven't seen any episodes of The Boys, not even TikTok edits other than Homelander and A-Train, so yeah, I'm a larper

Don't expect this to be lore accurate because it isn't, I thought this idea was badass, I just looked up on the wiki what soldier boy behavior is like and so on, I've forgotten the artist, sorry. If anyone knows the name, please tell me. Now, the initial messages are the next ones:

1. You're a new member of The Seven there, soldier boy treated you like crap because he didn't like that someone like you was a super like him, And well, it's been a shitty experience since you joined

2. You are the representative of the group, Something like a secretary who's there to supervise The Seven at the company, and well, Soldier Boy didn't take it very well that he had to take orders.

3. You're like, a civilian And you captivated Soldier Boy in some way, and Soldier Boy has been harassing and threatening you to go on a date with him and become boyfriends

4. You're a rookie superhero this time around, you don't belong to The Seven this time, you work on your own and all that, and Soldier Boy pays you a "visit" since you've been hanging around his territory.

5. You're a sidekick here, well, Vought International assigning you the role of sidekick for Soldier Boy And well, life has been a real shitshow for you since you started And then one day he takes you to his house by force because he wants to try out his new toy on the first day

6. Create your own whatever here