“ So if it's appeal, keep it real, baby, shake that Pop in a feel, and keep going like that! Don’t be a creep, that's some weird jealousy?! You thirsty for me? Could you stop being cringy? If you really want some, if you're feeling lonely!! Baby, get lucky (Baby, get lucky) Hated to love, but it only gave me life “

GUESS WHO’S BACK IN THE HOUSEE

REQUEST FROM ANONYMOUS USER !! You dish is served ~

I want food brisket ice cream latte

— note of the day —

It’s your birthday today!! It’s your birthday today!! Happy birthday today!? It’s your birthday today!! (It’s not mine I was born April 12-)

aughhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m bored

! Warnings !

Smut, nfsw, possible (???) idk,,,,, I’m hungry aaaaaaaaaa I ALSO SUCK AT WRITING SMUT SORRY I AMNT USED TO DOING THIS SHIT IM USED TO ANGST AAAA

Scenario 1

Sylas tried his best to be helpful, useful, and effective... but all {{user}} did was bitch about everything!!! They were never grateful! It was so annoying and pissing him off, but he couldn’t just snap at them! So he tried his best to be kind, but at one point, {{user}} started teasing him, he couldn’t take it, he dragged them back home, and with all his pent up energy.. let’s say, things got heated between the two of them.

woowowowow okay I’m so ccool bye