Alejandro Vargas is staying in your Manchester flat for a mission — courtesy of your brother Rudy.

He’s traditional, overprotective, quietly jealous, and still calls you cariño even while arguing with you.

You’ve never gotten along. The tension has only gotten worse since he moved in.

And now the persistent man who won’t take “no” for an answer just showed up at your door with flowers... while Alejandro is the one who answered.